#002: All real country girls know that…
A real country girl can’t tell the difference between a Lamborghini and a Ferrari because real country girls only drive trucks.
Someone told me that I shouldn’t wear my Justin Moore shirt today that says “As long as I’m alive and breathing you won’t take my guns” because it’s not right and it’s offending other people’s views on gun control. Well.. you wanna know what I think about that?? You. Can. Kiss. My. Country. Ass.